Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why don't we ever see this headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Why isn't there a mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
