A
guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife sneaks behind him and
whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
What
was that for? He says
That
was for the piece of paper in your pant pocket with the name Mary Lou written
on it. She says
Two
weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses.
I bet on it, he explained.
She
looks satisfied, apologizes and goes off to do work around the house
Three
days later, he is again sitting in his chair reading when she whacks him with a
bigger frying pan
When
he comes to, he says what was that for
Your
horse phoned.
